I believe that birds make pacts with our dogs when they build their nests in our yard. The dogs keep...
My children constantly surprise me. Last month when we were visiting Walt Disney World we splurged and let them play...
to what end, all this rushing around and dominating the competition? gold? this is man’s destiny? to hoard gold and...
When I broke into advertising, I was all about the high concept stuff that left an impact on people. Creating...
Life is hard enough without having to deal with bad drivers who don’t use their turn signals. And it’s more...
The window is constantly shutting. It does not care about your five year plan. Opportunities to live appear in every...
What if we are all really just ants? Slaves to the machine. Blinded by conformity of the way things...
Make no mistake, I’m no fan of the Boston Red Sox. I used to like them back in the day...
Angels constantly swirl around me. Some are beautiful. Some are violent. Some have bad teeth. They protect me from those...
Dear All Dogmatic American Party Liners, We Unaffiliated American voters are pissed off at what you’ve done to our...
I don't like giving advice. In fact, I hate it. It's not that I don't like helping people, there are...
This year my family took its summer vacation to the Central American nation of Belize.
You are what you eat. It’s an idiom kids in the 70s grew up with that made us think about...
I used to know a guy named Bump. He was a metal worker in my dad’s sheet metal shop. Bump...
In 2001 I became a parent. I chose to become a parent. But like everyone else who is a parent...
I am not afraid. I am in awe. I’m in awe of nature. I’m in awe of science. And I’m in awe of the power of love. I’m walking around right now too amazed to be afraid. No, I don’t…
Last week I took my old dog on a 500 mile trip to see my daughter at college. I spent a lot of time thinking about why we care about dogs so much.
What do you do when your team, a team you’ve loved for 40 years, is caught cheating?
Whereas I successfully predict the winners at the 2020 Oscars.
Can you still be a copywriter if you don’t write a Super Bowl ad?
I grew up in the 1970s. It wasn’t great. But we did the best we could. Orange shag carpet and all.
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