I am the king. I am above all others. My great and unmatched wisdom is a gift to you.
I am the anointed one. The chosen one. The one who shines with light.
Your archaic laws do not pertain to me. They do not control me. As king, I have earned the right to rewrite laws so that they bring me favor. It is also my right to craft any narrative I please. To create an alternate reality to the one that actually exists–which my loyal followers will accept as gospel truth.
I am impervious to your criticisms and inquiries. And impeachment? You jest.
The population worships me.
Politicians fear me.
World leaders want to be me.
For I am the king, and above all others.
Now bow before me and kiss my ring.
Then perhaps, just maybe, I will bestow favor upon you.