(NOTE: This post was originally published in September 2009, when my handle was @smashadv and I used to have an orange in front of my face.)

There was once a very strange boy who tweeted things like this:

Then one day he received an unmarked white box that weighed a few pounds. Inside of the box was a six pack of Red Bull and this note:

Suspecting @mikepoz, the boy was thrown off by the note from Natalie. So he tweeted this:

And a few hours later, he received this:

And everyone lived happily ever after. Except the dust bunnies.


Jim Mitchem (formerly @smashadv)

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