Spring is sneaking in on little cat feet. Stealing from me as it comes.

It started a few weeks ago after one of the first 70 degree days in Charlotte after what’s seemed like a decade in the 30s and 40s.

I lost my favorite long-sleeve shirt. One of the shirts that live for few months outside of a plastic tub in the attic.

I searched everywhere.

Gone.

Oh well, I’m getting old. You lose things when you’re old.

Then we went to Florida for a few days escaping more cold weather here.

The weather there was glorious. I’d brought along another of my favorite long-sleeve shirts just in case.

Never wore it.

Upon our return, “Um … where’s my Marlins shirt?” I asked my wife.

We looked everywhere.

“I know we took it on the trip,” I said. “Maybe the housekeeper swiped it? Maybe that’s how it works with housekeepers? Don’t touch the computers, but pilfer a shirt here and there. No one would notice that, right?.” It was a classic Marlins jersey, after all. With the actual fish logo, not that terrible M.

Gone. Stolen away on a beautiful day.

Then last week, after two consecutive days of warm weather here,

swoosh,

two more favorite long-sleeve shirts disappear.

I’m down to one.

I’m wearing it now.

It smells like enchiladas from Saturday’s dinner—because it hasn’t warmed up outside since.

villain

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Jim Mitchem

Thank you, Carl Sandburg

Florida Man
Reinvention

Jim Mitchem

Writer. Father to daughters. Husband. Ad man. Raised by wolves. @jmitchem on twitter. First novel, Minor King, out now.

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